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when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you
yeah the throne
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Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
(via legit-humour)
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
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“We promised we wouldn’t tell anyone.” - Jacob, 1x03 The Poet’s Fire | The Following
The series creator is horror movie buff and gay guy Kevin Williamson who talked about the sexuality of the characters.
“It’s not about whether they’re gay or straight or bisexual but it’s about whether they’re in touch with reality,” he said. “He posed as a gay man for two years, and he’s not really sure what’s reality and what’s not. I think what’s really happening in that house of three psychos is that they really need to come together as human beings and sort of figure out how to comfort each other.”
when the smart kid gets a bad grade
when couples at school break up
fights over facebook comments
girls crying over their school pictures
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Socially awkward penguin in action.
It just swims away in abject horror. SHIT SHIT SHIT I FUCKED IT UP SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.
I can’t stop laughing!!!!
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